Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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