i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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