I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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