That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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