So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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