I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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