nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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