You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize