do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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