Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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