I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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