Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Do vagina's smell?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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