Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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