Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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