Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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