Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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