He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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