3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Randomize
