it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
