that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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