Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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