i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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