remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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