Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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