Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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