he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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