it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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