Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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