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Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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