Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm having to shit out rocks
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