I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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