it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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