I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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