Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize