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(702): View more from Nevada

what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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(512): View more from Texas

what did gay clubs do before lady gaga

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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(315): View more from New York

The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

(561): View more from Florida

But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet

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(903): View more from Texas

this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT

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(239): View more from Florida

Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear

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