So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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