Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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