You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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