can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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