We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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