I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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