it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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