Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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