4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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