Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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