i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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