There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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