I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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