Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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