am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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