hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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