I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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