Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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