I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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